Title 1 · General Provisions

The Dick Code

§ 1.Don't be a dick.
§ 2.Degree of dickishness is found by a decision model, not a debate.
§ 3.The math is public. Argue with the weights, not the vibes.
§ 4.Gambling with other people's lives for money counts as knowing.
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Your description goes to TypeSafe's Jev through OpenRouter, with provider data collection turned off. Jev answers thirteen fixed questions with probabilities. This page does the math. Leave out real names.

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Precedents, ranked by Dick Index.

    

    

  


  

    

      
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Every weight in the formula. Move one and the docket re-ranks live. This is the whole political fight, made visible.